I drank and drank and drank. I couldn’t get enough. And you know what follows a night of too much drinking.
Yeah…the mad dash to the bathroom.
Last time it was this bad was college. The night we were drinking screwdrivers. Until we ran out of vodka and figured that gin and orange juice would be just as good. It wasn’t.
Unfortunately it wasn’t my favorite cheap pinot grigio or my beloved Sierra Nevada Pale Ale that sent me running.
No, my drink of choice last night was:
Yes…today is colonoscopy day! Woot woot! Don’t you love the name: MoviPrep. Makes me think of popcorn and Junior Mints.
Best part is that I get to do it all over again in a few minutes.
Then the trip to the doctor’s where they’ll spend a good half hour trying to get an IV into my miniature veins. But everyone who’s been through said it’s really just like taking a really good nap.
I wish I hadn’t bought the ecologically friendly toilet paper though. It’s a little Russian in texture.